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Eiffel Tower Cake

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The only thing crazier than building the Eiffel Tower?

Building it out of sugar.

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Okay, so my royal icing version was only eight inches tall. But still. . .  (By the way, click over here for the tower tutorial)

This cake was chocolate on the inside. I never seem to get tired of the same old awesome, moist, dark chocolate fudge cake. Amazingly enough. The pink ruffle idea was pretty much stolen directly from a cake I fell in love with on My Sweet & Saucy blog.

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The whole effect is rather French, oui?

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The Perfect Pie Crust in Eight Steps

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I was going to call this “Pastry Dough for Dummies.” And then it occurred to me — you guys are all outrageously intelligent!

I know there are a bajillion pie crust tutorials out there in the food blogging world (ooh, especially this month), and yet pastry dough is still notorious for being so intimidating to a lot of home bakers. Chances are good that a lot of you already know a lot of this, but if you’re one of the many people out there who gets sweaty palms at the thought of making your own pie crust, then this is for you. And even if you’ve made dozens of pie crusts, you might still learn a cool thing or two, right?

Here are your basic rules:

1. Measure each ingredient very carefully.

2. Keep everything COLD.

3. Don’t knead or overwork the dough.

Let’s dig right in.

Step One: Combine 2 cups of flour and 3/4 teaspoon salt in a mixing bowl. No sweat.

Step Two: Take 2/3 cup (10-2/3 tablespoons) cold butter and cut it into cubes — roughly 1/2 inch or so — and throw them into the bowl with the flour. They don’t have to be perfect because . . .

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Step Three: You cut the butter into the flour. This just means breaking up the butter into smaller pieces, without blending or creaming the two together. Having pockets of cold butter in your pastry dough will result in a flakier and more tender crust.

So. I use my bare fingers to flatten the chunks of butter and break up the pieces until I’ve got flakes about the size of my fingernails, and — I don’t know, maybe 1/8-inch thick. It doesn’t have to be exact. Some people do this with a pastry blender, or even a food processor, and those methods work too. I just like to be more in control, and to feel how big the butter pieces are. Now, remember our Rule #2 up there? If the heat from your hands starts to soften the butter, throw the whole bowl into the freezer for 5 minutes before continuing.

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Step Four: Add 6-7 tablespoons of water, 1 tablespoon at a time, and toss the mixture lightly with a fork between each addition. You want to get enough water that the dough looks kind of shaggy, and starts to stick together, but not so much that it is actually sticky, or soggy. This is where our Rule #1 becomes really important. If you add too much water, you’ll end up with a tough pie crust.

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Step Five: At this point, you’ve got some shaggy dough sitting in a bowl. Congratulations! You’ve over the scariest part. Divide the dough into two balls, one slightly larger than the other. Form the balls into disks, about 5 or 6 inches in diameter. The dough should have kind of a marble-ish appearance from the pockets of butter. When you’re forming the dough, keep Rule #3 in mind. Kneading the dough will develop the gluten in the flour, which makes for a tough pie crust. The less you play with it, the better.

Wrap the disks tightly in plastic wrap and place them in the fridge for 3-4 hours, or overnight. Or even up to 2-3 days.

Step Six: Take the larger disk out of the fridge and let it sit at room temperature for 10 minutes. Roll the dough, on a lightly-floured surface, into a 12-inch circle. You want enough flour that the dough doesn’t stick to your surface, or your rolling pin; but if you use too much flour, it will dry out your dough and — again — tough pie crust. And remember our rule about keeping it all cold. You’ll want to work fairly quickly here.

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After rolling it out, fold the dough into thirds horizontally, then into thirds vertically. Re-wrap in plastic wrap and put it back into the fridge for 30-60 minutes. Repeat this step with the smaller disk. (To tell the truth, this part of the process isn’t entirely necessary, but I always do it because it creates several layers in the dough, which translates to the most awesome, flaky, puffy, tender crust in the universe. It’s totally worth the extra 30-60 minutes.)

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Step Seven: Once they’re sufficiently chilled, take the larger disk of pastry dough, and roll it out again, still folded up, on a lightly floured surface until it is about 12 inches in diameter. Transfer to a pie pan (I like to roll it loosely around my rolling pin, then unroll it onto the pie pan), and trim the edges 1 inch from the edge of the pan. Place the pan with the dough in the fridge, and roll out the other disk of dough into another 12-inch square.

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At this point, you can add the pie filling, and either throw the second piece of dough on top and cut vents for a double-crust pie, or cut it into strips to create a lattice top. Trim and flute the edges of the pie.

Step Eight: Once the pie is assembled, I like to throw it into the freezer for five minutes, just to firm up the butter again before it goes into the oven. But! Right before you throw it in the oven, don’t forget to brush it lightly with milk, and sprinkle some sugar on top. This will help it bake into a beautiful golden color with a pretty sparkle.

After about 20-25 minutes in the oven, the edge of the crust will be about as brown as you want it, so it’s a good idea to take it out and cover the edges with aluminum foil at that point. I used to mess around with strips of foil, but I’ve found a better way: Take a square of foil, about 12 inches across, and fold it into quarters. Hold on to the folded corner, and cut a 3-3/4 inch arc around that corner. Did that make sense? I don’t have a photo of this, but basically, once you unfold the foil, you’ll have a 7-1/2 inch circle cut out of the center. Then you can just place the outer piece of foil over the pie crust and gently fold the edge of the foil around the edge of the crust. Voila! No burnt pie crusts.

You still with me? You ready to wow your friends and family this weekend?

You can totally do it.

Cherry Cranberry Pie

Cherry Cranberry Pie crust

Call me a sweet tooth (and you’d be dead on), but the real thrill of Thanksgiving dinner for me is always digging my fork into the pies at the end. If this bothers you, feel free to go find a Green Bean Casserole Blog . . . or something.

If you’re anything like me, you’ve still got a list of about seventy-eight pies that you’d like to try for Thanksgiving this year, and only a week left to narrow it down. The clock is ticking, my friends. Father Time is a harsh master.

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At the risk of adding ONE MORE pie to your list, I’m going to throw this out there. If you don’t make any other pies this year, you have to cross your heart and pinky swear that you’ll make this one. But there’s a catch:

You have to raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I will not use canned, ready-made pie filling.”

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Take the high road here. Canned pie filling (which uses sweet cherries) is definitely fast and easy. But making the filling yourself from sour cherries is the equivalent of . . .  I don’t know . . . Danish pastry for breakfast instead of a frozen Pop Tart. Do yourself a favor and use the sour cherries. I know November isn’t the time to hunt for fresh sour cherries, so this recipe calls for canned sour or tart cherries that you sweeten and thicken yourself. Just . . . don’t use the ready-made filling from a can. Just don’t.

If you’re already comfortable with making pastry dough, then you’ll have no problem with this recipe. And if you’re not already comfortable, then guess what? You’ll still have no problem with this recipe! Because coming up in the next post is a tutorial on making pastry dough from scratch. It’s easy. Easy as pie. There. I said it.

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Cherry Cranberry Pie

ingredients for the pastry dough:

2 cups all-purpose flour

3/4 teaspoon salt

2/3 cup cold butter, cubed

6 to 7 tablespoons cold water

ingredients for the filling:

2 (16-oz) cans pitted tart pie cherries (not pie filling)

1 cup sugar

1/3 cup cornstarch

1/2 teaspoon almond extract

1 cup of fresh or frozen whole cranberries

1 tablespoon flour for dusting the inside of the bottom crust

milk for brushing on top

sugar for sprinkling on top

Directions:

In a mixing bowl, combine the flour and salt. Cut the butter into the flour until pieces are about the size of a large pea. Add the cold water one tablespoon at a time, tossing the mixture with a fork until the dough is shaggy and holds together, without being soggy. Form the dough into two discs, one slightly larger than the other. Wrap the discs tightly in plastic wrap and refrigerate for 3-4 hours or overnight. (At this point the discs can stay in the fridge for up to three days if you need to do this part ahead.)

Take the larger disc out of the fridge and let it sit at room temperature for 10 minutes. Roll the dough, on a lightly-floured surface, into a 12-inch circle. Fold it into thirds horizontally, then into thirds vertically. Re-wrap in plastic wrap and put it back into the fridge for 30-60 minutes. Repeat this step with the smaller disc.

While the dough is chilling, make the pie filling. Drain the cherries, reserving 1 cup of the liquid. In a large saucepan combine 3/4 cup of the sugar, and the cornstarch. Stir in the reserved cherry liquid. Cook and stir over medium heat until it’s thickened and bubbly. Cook and stir constantly for one minute after that. Remove from heat, and stir in the remaining sugar, almond extract, cherries, and cranberries. Set aside and allow to cool slightly.

Meanwhile, take the larger disc of pastry dough and roll it out on a lightly floured surface until it is about 12 inches in diameter. Transfer to a pie pan and trim the edges 1 inch from the edge of the pan. Place the pan with the dough in the fridge, and roll out the other disc of dough into a 12-inch square. Cut it into strips about 1/2- to 3/4-inch wide. Remove the pie pan from the fridge and sprinkle 1 tablespoon of flour evenly onto the bottom crust. Spoon the cherry filling in.

Preheat the oven to 400 F. Arrange the pastry strips into a lattice design over the top of the filling, and “glue” the strips to the bottom crust with a tiny amount of cold water. Trim off the excess, and roll the edges of the bottom crust up over the top, sealing it with just a bit of cold water. Flute the edges. Place the pie in the freezer for about 10 minutes. Then lightly brush the crust with milk, and sprinkle sugar over the top. Cover the edges of the pie with foil.

Bake for about 20 minutes at 400 F, then reduce the temperature to 375 F and bake for an additional 25-30 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the filling is bubbling. (Note: To keep the edges from burning, cover them with foil about halfway through baking time, or as soon as they have reached a desirable level of golden-ness.)

Cool the pie on a wire rack before cutting and serving.

Chocolate Crinkle Cookies

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Well, friends . . .

We’re well into fall now, which I know because every single tree I drive past makes me want to stop and lie down under it and read Robert Frost and wait for the tip of my nose to turn red and tingly . . . or something.

And also because every single blog post in my Reader gets bookmarked because it looks so good and oh, I have to make that today! Fall baking trends are the stuff of my dreams.

Incidentally, so is chocolate. I know chocolate isn’t exactly the quintessential fall flavor, but . . . well, we’re friends, right? You’ll let me do this when Thanksgiving is only two weeks away? I promise the pies and holiday foods are on their way. Just let me get this out of my system. It’s chocolate. You have to trust me.

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I’m not really sure what to say about these cookies. They’re soft and sort of cakey. They’re chocolate. Ooh, they’re chocolate. Am I allowed to have a favorite cookie? In a cage match between this cookie and a chocolate chip cookie, I’m not sure who would win. But I might cheer for this one.

A look of longing on Baby Creampuff’s blurry little face. I couldn’t resist.

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Chocolate Crinkle Cookies

adapted from KingArthurFlour.com

Ingredients:

1-1/3 cups chopped bittersweet chocolate or semisweet chocolate chips

1/2 cup (1 stick) butter

2/3 cup sugar

3 eggs

2 teaspoons vanilla

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

1-2/3 cups all-purpose flour

powdered sugar (for coating)

Directions:

Place the chocolate and butter in a microwave-safe bowl, and heat on low until the chocolate is mostly melted. Stir slowly until the mixture is smooth.

In a separate bowl, beat together the sugar, eggs, and vanilla. Stir in the chocolate mixture, and then add dry ingredients. Stir until the flour is all incorporated. Cover and chill in the refrigerator for 3-4 hours or overnight. It will firm up considerably.

Preheat the oven to 325 F. Put about 1-1/2 cups of powdered sugar into a shallow bowl. This is the part where you have to work quickly. Scoop out heaping tablespoon-sized balls of cookie dough — roughly 1-1/4 inches in diameter. Roll them very briefly between your palms to make them more even, if you need to. Drop the balls into the powdered sugar, about 4-5 at a time. Gently shake and toss the bowl to coat the balls with sugar. (Note: You want the dough to stay firm and chilled, so you have to do this part rather quickly.)

Arrange the coated balls on a lightly greased or parchment-lined cookie sheet, leaving about 1-1/2 inches between them. If you have to wait for the oven to finish preheating, put the cookie sheets in the fridge while you wait.

Bake the cookies for about 10-11 minutes. If you bake two sheets at a time, switch the position of the pans (top to bottom, and front to back) halfway through the baking time.

Remove the cookies from the oven and let them cool on a wire rack.

Yield: King Arthur Flour says 5 dozen. I got about 3 dozen.

Time for Tweets

The world must be ending. I’ve joined up with the Twitter madness and find myself fumbling around like a Neanderthal trying to figure out an iphone. What have I done?

If you’re a Twitter sort of person, you can follow me at sugar_duchess and chuckle good-naturedly as I bumble around.

You ready? You with me?

Pear Ginger Spice Cake

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Here’s what passed through my brain as I typed up the title:

Thought# 1: Is it too redundant to have ‘ginger’ and ‘spice’ in the title?

Thought #2: Ginger. Spice. Was that one of the Spice Girls?

Thought #3: I think there was a redhead. British. Red hair. Ginger . . . Ginger Spice.

Thought #4: That would be so cool to have red hair.

Thought #5: That would be so cool to be British.

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This is completely an autumn cake. Serve it after a good chili dinner, and wear a sweater, or . . . fuzzy slippers or something. Pears are still in season, and anything loaded up with cinnamon and ginger fits into the autumn category as far as I’m concerned. And did I mention the maple glaze? Well, see, it’s got maple glaze. That’s autumn.

Just a word about this cake. It doesn’t taste like pear. It doesn’t taste like pear any more than zucchini bread tastes like zucchini. The pear adds lots of moisture, but it’s sort of a shy fruit, and bakes down to, well, not much. In the end, it’s the spices that really come out.

It’s completely delicious. And insanely moist. And beyond sweet. But then, you were looking for cake, weren’t you?

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Pear Ginger Spice Cake

adapted from Taste of Home Baking Book

Ingredients:

3 large eggs

1 cup sugar

3/4 cup brown sugar

1-1/4 cup vegetable oil

1 teaspoon vanilla

3 cups all-purpose flour

2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1 teaspoon ground ginger

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon baking soda

2 cups finely chopped, peeled fresh pears (about 3 medium)

for glaze:

1/1-2 cup powdered sugar

2 Tablespoons milk

1/2 teaspoon maple flavoring

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 350 F. Grease a 10-inch bundt pan and set aside.

In a large mixing bowl, beat the eggs, sugars, oil, and vanilla until thoroughly incorporated. Combine the flour, cinnamon, ginger, salt, and baking soda in a separate bowl. Add to egg mixture and mix just until combined. Fold in the chopped pears. The batter will be very thick.

Spoon the batter into the bundt pan and smooth the top. Bake for 60-70 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.

Cool for 10 minutes on a rack before inverting onto a serving plate.

In a small bowl, combine the powdered sugar, milk, and maple flavoring, and mix until smooth. Drizzle or brush over warm cake and cool completely before slicing.



Halloween Sugar Cookies

I’ve learned something in the past couple of months. And that is that a working camera is a rather integral part of food blogging. *Ahem*

If you’re reading this, you can pat yourself on the back and feel good about the fact that you are one of the few and strong who haven’t ditched my poor little camera-less blog in the last several weeks. You’ve stuck it out through all my camera woes on Facebook, and some horrendous old photos and resurrected posts from the early days of Sugar Duchess.

I’m back! And I have a beautiful new baby! And it’s time to get my little blog up to speed again.

I brought you sugar cookies. It’s Halloween. And I was worried that you weren’t getting enough refined carbs this week.

This is what happens when you start throwing a whole lot of butter together with a whole lot of sugar. Then you add more sugar. Then you put sugar on top of it. Good grief.

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Pumpkins. They were going to be jack-o-lanterns, but the two jack-o-lantern cookies I did were decidedly less cute than just plain pumpkins.

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Spooky ghosts with scream mask faces. Or something like that.

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I’m not a spider person. When I see one, I usually shriek something that sounds vaguely like my husband’s name, and he’s learned that that means he needs to come kill something while I stand on the other side of the room. Icing spiders are only barely non-unacceptable.

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Which cookie is your favorite? I’d love to hear!

Pumpkin Cinnamon Roll Reprise

It’s no secret. I’m pretty crazy about cinnamon rolls.

I discovered this recipe last year when it was posted on the King Arthur Flour blog. I made it, devoured it, fell head over heels.

And I didn’t tell you a word about it until November. Shame on me.

This year I’m giving you no excuses. If you make it to the end of October and haven’t tried these rolls . . . well, this year it’s your own fault.

By the way, you guys are fun and sweet and downright fabulous. You know, in case no one has told you yet today.

Pumpkin Cinnamon Rolls. Please be kind to my scary old photo. Yikes.

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Coconut Keepers

We need to talk.

It’s about my old camera, and what happens when it dies and I try to stall for time while waiting for my new camera to come in.

I thought I could do it, friends. I thought I could just slap up a few old photos and distract you with a shiny giveaway from a cool company (platform bed, anyone?), and then sit tight until it would come and I would use it and love it and post pictures and recipes and nobody would ever guess that I had been camera-less for over a month. And here I am, scraping through the archives and typing out pathetic excuse-laden blog posts, waving things in front of your eyes until I can get back to the regularly-scheduled programming. Nice, LaChelle.

So. We’ve got a bit of a wait ahead. I’m going to dig through my archives some more and try to talk you into your kitchen. With some shredded coconut.

Remember these Coconut Lime Scones? Heavy cream. The lime in the coconut. Eat them aaaalll up.

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Piña Colada Cookies.  Yum. Tropical party in your kitchen. May result in bad photography.

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My husband still talks about these Cherry Almond Chews. No coconut in the title. Plenty in the cookie.

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Gift Card Winner!

Friends! Guess what? We have a winner! You were kind of expecting that, though, weren’t you?

Reading your birthday wishes made me smile and laugh and wish that I could send you all to the spas and exotic destinations you dream about. Wish I could. But there is one of you who will be going home, so to speak, with a $100 gift card!

Ann, you win!

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(Number generated by random.org)

I’ll email you shortly, and give you the code for your gift card to CSN Stores. Hurray! Congratulations!

Now. For the rest of you charming people, listen up. . .

I’m doing a lightning blitz giveaway Friday afternoon on Facebook. Instant winners! If you’re following the Sugar Duchess page on Facebook, watch closely for updates. . . is all I’m gonna say. . .